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Deadpan - Humor without the smile.

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Deadpan

Humor without the smile

T-shirts delivering jokes with zero emotional inflection. Dry observations about developer life stated as plain fact. For programmers who appreciate humor that doesn't announce itself. Designs that work through understatement and matter-of-fact delivery. From stating obvious truths about code to acknowledging absurdities without embellishment. Made for developers whose sense of humor is as efficient as their code - no wasted words, no unnecessary enthusiasm. Just the joke, delivered flat.

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