Agile & Scrum

Standups, sprint planning, and the reality of agile methodology

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  • Definitely Not Agile

    Definitely Not Agile

    Definitely Not Agile

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  • In The Backlog

    In The Backlog

    In The Backlog

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  • Jira ≠ Agile

    Jira ≠ Agile

    Jira ≠ Agile

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  • Devops ≠ Agile

    Devops ≠ Agile

    Devops ≠ Agile

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  • Don’t Chase Waterfalls

    Don’t Chase Waterfalls

    Don’t Chase Waterfalls

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  • Deadline Extender

    Deadline Extender

    Deadline Extender

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  • Agile By Intent

    Agile By Intent

    Agile By Intent

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  • Scrum ≠ Agile

    Scrum ≠ Agile

    Scrum ≠ Agile

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  • Agile But Not Really

    Agile But Not Really

    Agile But Not Really

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  • Lies We Tell Standups

    Lies We Tell Standups

    Lies We Tell Standups

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  • I Lift Team Velocity

    I Lift Team Velocity

    I Lift Team Velocity

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  • Release Notes Sorry

    Release Notes Sorry

    Release Notes Sorry

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  • I Am Scope Creep

    I Am Scope Creep

    I Am Scope Creep

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  • I Call It Estimate

    I Call It Estimate

    I Call It Estimate

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Agile in the real world

Standups that should take 15 minutes but somehow stretch to an hour. Sprint planning where half the team argues about story points while the other half zones out. Backlog grooming sessions that feel like digital archaeology. If you've survived these, you'll get these shirts immediately.

For developers, scrum masters, and product owners who know that installing Jira doesn't make you agile. T-shirts about the gap between agile manifesto ideals and Monday morning sprint reality. From velocity debates to retrospective bingo, these designs speak the language of teams who've actually shipped under scrum ceremonies. Soft, durable fabrics for daily standup wear. Made for people who know the difference between being agile and doing Agile.

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