Agile & Scrum.

Standups that should take 15 minutes but somehow stretch to an hour. Sprint planning where half the team argues about story points while the other half zones out. Backlog grooming sessions that feel like digital archaeology. If you've survived these, you'll get these shirts immediately.

For developers, scrum masters, and product owners who know that installing Jira doesn't make you agile. T-shirts about the gap between agile manifesto ideals and Monday morning sprint reality. From velocity debates to retrospective bingo, these designs speak the language of teams who've actually shipped under scrum ceremonies. Soft, durable fabrics for daily standup wear. Made for people who know the difference between being agile and doing Agile.