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Git Happens

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Size Length Chest S 28"71 cm 34 – 37"86 – 94 cm M 29"74 cm 38 – 41"97 – 104 cm L 30"76 cm 42 – 45"107 – 114 cm XL 31"79 cm 46 – 49"117 – 124 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 50 – 53"127 – 135 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 54 – 57"137 – 145 cm

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Guys: your usual size for a regular fit, one size up for relaxed. Girls: one size down for a regular fit, your usual size for relaxed.

Size Length Width S 28"71 cm 18"46 cm M 29"74 cm 20"51 cm L 30"76 cm 22"56 cm XL 31"79 cm 24"61 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 26"66 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 28"71 cm

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Git Happens

Git Happens developer t-shirt. A straightforward play on "shit happens" but for version control. About accepting that merge conflicts, lost commits, and occasional force pushes are part of working with Git. For programmers who've survived detached HEAD states and know that version control chaos is inevitable. Simple text design, two words, works if you get it immediately. Minimalist tech apparel for developers who know that in Git, as in life, conflicts happen and you just deal with them.

Product: Premium Unisex T-Shirt

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Manufacturer: TECHMERCH

Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark

Email: support@techmerch.io

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Size Length Chest S 28"71 cm 34 – 37"86 – 94 cm M 29"74 cm 38 – 41"97 – 104 cm L 30"76 cm 42 – 45"107 – 114 cm XL 31"79 cm 46 – 49"117 – 124 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 50 – 53"127 – 135 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 54 – 57"137 – 145 cm

How to measure

  • Length — from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
  • Chest — around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape under your armpits.

Measure yourself

Use these guidelines to measure yourself and pick the size that matches your measurements for a comfortable fit.

Unisex fit

Guys: your usual size for a regular fit, one size up for relaxed. Girls: one size down for a regular fit, your usual size for relaxed.

Size Length Width S 28"71 cm 18"46 cm M 29"74 cm 20"51 cm L 30"76 cm 22"56 cm XL 31"79 cm 24"61 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 26"66 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 28"71 cm

Garment measurements

Measured flat across the garment. Compare with a t-shirt you already own for the easiest match.

Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit — our tees are true to size and pre-shrunk.

Where will my order ship from?

From the facility nearest you — US, EU, UK, CA, AU or JP.

When will I get my order?

Orders are usually fulfilled in 1–5 days, then shipped. Estimated shipping time by region:

  • USA: 3–4 business days
  • Europe: 4–7 business days
  • Australia: 4–14 business days
  • Japan: 4–8 business days
  • International: 10–20 business days

How do I track my order?

You'll receive a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships. Questions? Contact support@techmerch.io.

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How do I start a return?

Email support@techmerch.io with your order number and we'll send you a prepaid return label.

Condition

Items should be unworn and unwashed. Try-ons are fine — just keep the tags on.

When do I get my refund?

Refunds go back to your original payment method within 5–7 business days of us receiving the return.

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 308 reviews.

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Fit is good, material is soft and feels like cotton. Got the S size!

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went to a Claude Agentic AI meetup and people loved it!

You're Absolutely Right

Great joke. Some people get it. The people that matter.

You're Absolutely Right

Great shirt! Lots of laughs from people who see me out wearing it.

You're Absolutely Right

My husband loved the shirt and wore it around Rome!

Linux Sudo rm -rf

i work in IT and people around me laughed a lot, i recommend lol (great quality and the cut is super cool)

You're Absolutely Right

Love the humor, but am a bit dissapointed as to the quality of the fabric. Won’t survive more than 4-5 washes in a machine, even with the gentlest of washes and choices of detergents.

Rage Against the ML

Great fit, comfortable, and people make comments about it on the street and the office!

RUN CMD

quality is not worth the price. one wash and it already looks worn out.

You're Absolutely Right

quality is not worth the price. one wash and it already looks worn out.

Human In The Loop Deprecated

quality is not worth the price. one wash and it already looks worn out.

Deadline Extender

quality is not worth the price. one wash and it already looks worn out.

Procrastination Lead

Very good quality, print is firstclass and flawless deliviery to germany :-)

Deploying On Friday

The design gets attention, it's made of warm, soft cotton, with good quality printing and a nice flattering fit, true to size. What's not to like?

Rage Against the ML

Warm soft cotton, good quality printing and a nice flattering fit, true to size. What's not to like?

418 I’m a Teapot

Warm soft cotton, good quality printing and a nice flattering fit, true to size. What's not to like?

Human In The Loop Deprecated

2XL - long enough, a bit too wide. But good cotton!

You're Absolutely Right

Fast delivery. Everything went perfectly.

Deploying On Friday

T-shirts made from good-quality material. Delivery on time, as specified.

Ship It Fix It in Post

I love love this tshirt!! my team found it hilarious

I Test In Prod

I lead a software development team where all developers use Claude Code, so all the guys instantly got what the t-shirt was about. By the way, it helped me introduce some ironic criticism to some I-know-it-all project manager's statements without even speaking: I just had to point my finger at the t-shirt I was wearing to shut their mouth up. Utterly satisfying.

You're Absolutely Right

Maybe could add a second smaller line underneath "I apologise for any confusion"

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About Techmerch

Made by people who get IT.

What started as a private label became something more - apparel for people who build the modern world. We're a small team still going to work every day, writing code and shipping features.

Techmerch exists because we wanted tech merch we'd actually wear. T-shirts that speak your language. Quality you can feel, graphics you'd actually wear. For work, meetings, weekends - wherever you show your craft.

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