Commits & Mayhem

Merge conflicts, deployment anxiety, and Friday afternoon regrets

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Friday deploys, Monday regrets

When staging is down

Designs for developers who've resolved merge conflicts that shouldn't exist and deployed fixes that created new problems. For people who know that clean git history is a myth.

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Git and deployment mayhem t-shirts

Friday deploys, Monday regrets

Force pushing to main because the commit history is beyond repair. Merge conflicts that take longer to resolve than writing the feature. Deployment pipelines that fail at 4:45 PM on Friday. Commit messages that say "fixed stuff" because you've lost the will to document. Hotfixes deployed straight to production because staging is down. If you've lived through these moments, these shirts need no explanation.

For developers, DevOps engineers, and release managers who know that git happens. T-shirts about version control reality and deployment decisions you make at 5 PM that haunt you at midnight. From rebasing disasters to "works in prod but not in dev," these designs speak to people who've actually shipped code under pressure. Soft, durable fabrics for everyday wear. Made for developers who've learned that some Friday deploys are unavoidable and most are regrettable.

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