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  • Muscles From Coding

    Muscles From Coding

    Muscles From Coding

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Clouds Made Of Linux

    Clouds Made Of Linux

    Clouds Made Of Linux

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Binary & Sarcasm

    Binary & Sarcasm

    Binary & Sarcasm

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Binary 10nd Lang

    Binary 10nd Lang

    Binary 10nd Lang

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Git Happens

    Git Happens

    Git Happens

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Binary 01 10 11

    Binary 01 10 11

    Binary 01 10 11

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • The Codefather

    The Codefather

    The Codefather

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Legacy Code Dinosaur

    Legacy Code Dinosaur

    Legacy Code Dinosaur

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Attention Span Leaks

    Attention Span Leaks

    Attention Span Leaks

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • In The Backlog

    In The Backlog

    In The Backlog

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Code Blooded

    Code Blooded

    Code Blooded

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Docker Control Issues

    Docker Control Issues

    Docker Control Issues

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Procrastination Lead

    Procrastination Lead

    Procrastination Lead

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Code Works No Idea Why

    Code Works No Idea Why

    Code Works No Idea Why

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Merge Conflict Survivor

    Merge Conflict Survivor

    Merge Conflict Survivor

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Automate Everything

    Automate Everything

    Automate Everything

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • No As A Service

    No As A Service

    No As A Service

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • RUN CMD

    RUN CMD

    RUN CMD

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Works On My Machine

    Works On My Machine

    Works On My Machine

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Skynet Cyberdyne Corp

    Skynet Cyberdyne Corp

    Skynet Cyberdyne Corp

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • I Are Programmer

    I Are Programmer

    I Are Programmer

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Thinking Not Typing

    Thinking Not Typing

    Thinking Not Typing

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Here To Delete Cookies

    Here To Delete Cookies

    Here To Delete Cookies

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Not A Bug A Feature

    Not A Bug A Feature

    Not A Bug A Feature

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95

What Our Customers Say

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5 out of 5 stars
I’ve worn this tee to the office, meetups and at home, it just works everywhere!

James

5 out of 5 stars
Great print quality and the fabric feels way better than the usual cheap promo shirts.

Mike

5 out of 5 stars
Arrived faster than expected and fits exactly as the size guide promised.

Christopher

5 out of 5 stars
Customer support was super helpful when I had a sizing question. Felt like a real brand, not a random dropshipper.

Abigail

Developer apparel that delivers

Developer apparel that's earned its spot

The apparel other developers choose first. No marketing spin, just what sells consistently. References that work across teams and tech stacks. Designs proven in regular rotation.

Soft, durable merch that holds up. Made for developers who want to know what actually resonates before buying.

BUILT TO LAST

Quality in every stitch

BUILD BY DEVS

By people who get it

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Tag-free comfort
Versatile unisex fit
Great durability
Pre-shrunk
Soft, all-day comfort
Ethical and sustainable

T-shirt that gets the job done

When you buy a graphic tee, you expect two things: comfort and quality that lasts.

That's why we use a premium, battle-tested blank that holds up to everyday wear. Soft ringspun cotton that stays comfortable after washing, a modern unisex fit that works for most body types, and pre-shrunk fabric that keeps its shape. Prints that stay sharp, and a tear-away label so there's no itchy tags.

This is a t-shirt you can wear to work, in meetings, on casual days, or on weekends without thinking about it. Comfortable, durable, and made to be part of your regular rotation, not just another design that only looks good online.

Tech merch that doesn't cut corners.

Developer apparel

Developer apparel that delivers

What actually sells tells you more than marketing ever could. These are the designs developers reach for first. The jokes that land consistently. The references that resonate across teams, companies, and tech stacks. Not what we think should be popular - what people actually buy and wear.

From git disasters to debugging reality, these are the shirts that work. Designs that made other developers pause, read twice, and check out. No manufactured hype, no forced bestseller status. Just the merch that's proven itself in rotation. Soft, durable fabrics that hold up to regular wear. For developers and programmers who want to know what actually resonates before committing. Browse what's working for thousands of other people in tech. Sometimes the crowd gets it right.