Love it - but it was so long! Thankfully being a dab hand with a sewing machine I’ve managed to take it up to a reasonable length for the female form!
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Code like nobody's reviewing rewrites dance like nobody's watching, a line often attributed to Mark Twain and usually traced to Come From the Heart, a country song by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh. The original is about doing something without worrying who's looking. In code, the one looking is the reviewer, and the 1 AM version of you has stopped worrying.
There's a version of your code that exists when a senior engineer is watching, and a version that exists at 1 AM when you just need the thing to work. The 1 AM version uses global variables, ignores error handling and has a comment that says fix later. The tests pass, the feature works, and the commit message can stay cryptic.
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Code Like Nobody's Reviewing - t-shirt
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What started as a private label became something more - apparel for people who build the modern world. We're a small team still going to work every day, writing code and shipping features.
Techmerch exists because we wanted tech merch we'd actually wear. T-shirts that speak your language. Quality you can feel, graphics you'd actually wear. For work, meetings, weekends - wherever you show your craft.
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