Love it - but it was so long! Thankfully being a dab hand with a sewing machine I’ve managed to take it up to a reasonable length for the female form!
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I never guess, I call it an estimate is the professional vocabulary that makes guessing sound scientific. Software teams estimate in hours, days or story points, and the number usually rests on experience, gut feeling and whatever went wrong last time. Douglas Hofstadter put the problem into a law in 1979: it always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
For developers who've learned that calling it an estimate adds credibility to numbers pulled from nowhere. When stakeholders ask how long a feature takes, you confidently provide a timeframe based on vibes and past trauma, because estimates are just guesses wearing business casual. Soft, durable fabric for everyday wear.
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I Never Guess I Call It An Estimate - t-shirt
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Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark
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What started as a private label became something more - apparel for people who build the modern world. We're a small team still going to work every day, writing code and shipping features.
Techmerch exists because we wanted tech merch we'd actually wear. T-shirts that speak your language. Quality you can feel, graphics you'd actually wear. For work, meetings, weekends - wherever you show your craft.
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