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  • Open Sourcerer

    Open Sourcerer

  • Open Sourcerer

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  • Agile Sucks

    Agile Sucks

  • Agile Sucks

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  • Tyrell More Than Human

    Tyrell More Than Human

  • Tyrell More Than Human

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  • Red Team Walkthrough

    Red Team Walkthrough

  • Red Team Walkthrough

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  • Btw I Use Arch

    Btw I Use Arch

  • Btw I Use Arch

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  • AI Has It Under Control

    AI Has It Under Control

  • AI Has It Under Control

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  • sudo Highway to Shell

    sudo Highway to Shell

  • sudo Highway to Shell

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  • Skeleton Crew

    Skeleton Crew

  • Skeleton Crew

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  • The Place Where I Fork

    The Place Where I Fork

  • The Place Where I Fork

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  • Ship It Fix It in Post

    Ship It Fix It in Post

  • Ship It Fix It in Post

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  • You Shall Not Pass

    You Shall Not Pass

  • You Shall Not Pass

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  • Violent Reviewer Mode

    Violent Reviewer Mode

  • Violent Reviewer Mode

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  • Not Replaced (Yet)

    Not Replaced (Yet)

  • Not Replaced (Yet)

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  • Code Debug & Repeat

    Code Debug & Repeat

  • Code Debug & Repeat

    $29.99
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  • REGEX Explains Itself

    REGEX Explains Itself

  • REGEX Explains Itself

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  • Incognito Mode Knows

    Incognito Mode Knows

  • Incognito Mode Knows

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  • AI Overlords

    AI Overlords

  • AI Overlords

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  • git commit -m pray

    git commit -m pray

  • git commit -m pray

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  • Programmers Problem

    Programmers Problem

  • Programmers Problem

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  • Idiot-Proof Software

    Idiot-Proof Software

  • Idiot-Proof Software

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  • In Binary, I'm a 10

    In Binary, I'm a 10

  • In Binary, I'm a 10

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  • Lorem Ipsum Sit Happens

    Lorem Ipsum Sit Happens

  • Lorem Ipsum Sit Happens

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  • Exploit Code Not People

    Exploit Code Not People

  • Exploit Code Not People

    $29.99
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  • Everything Is DNS

    Everything Is DNS

  • Everything Is DNS

    $29.99
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New merch added as we make them. No seasonal drops, no manufactured scarcity. Just the latest shirts we've shipped to the catalog. References from current tech reality, jokes about whatever developers are dealing with this quarter, designs that speak to what's happening now in code and infrastructure.

For developers and programmers who want to see what's new without sorting through the entire catalog. Latest additions to the merch lineup, whether that's new takes on classic developer pain points or jokes about emerging tech chaos. Soft, durable fabrics, same quality as everything else. Check back regularly if you want to catch designs as they launch.