Love it - but it was so long! Thankfully being a dab hand with a sewing machine I’ve managed to take it up to a reasonable length for the female form!
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Agile Sucks
Agile sucks is rarely a complaint about the Agile Manifesto, the 2001 page on which seventeen software developers put individuals and interactions over processes and tools. It is a complaint about what many teams got instead: processes, tools and a standup that runs 45 minutes over. Dave Thomas, one of the manifesto's authors, made a similar point in 2014 with his essay Agile Is Dead (Long Live Agility).
Two words, no footnotes needed. For developers who've sat through enough sprint planning sessions and story point debates to know exactly what this shirt means. If you've survived the gap between the manifesto and Monday morning, you get it immediately.
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Product: Premium Unisex T-Shirt
Agile Sucks - t-shirt
Manufacturer: TECHMERCH
Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark
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Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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What started as a private label became something more - apparel for people who build the modern world. We're a small team still going to work every day, writing code and shipping features.
Techmerch exists because we wanted tech merch we'd actually wear. T-shirts that speak your language. Quality you can feel, graphics you'd actually wear. For work, meetings, weekends - wherever you show your craft.
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