T-shirts.

T-shirts about standups that stretch forever, retrospectives that solve nothing, and velocity metrics that mean even less. For scrum masters and developers who've learned that installing Jira doesn't make you agile. Designs about the gap between agile methodology ideals and Monday morning sprint planning reality. From story point debates to backlog grooming that feels like archaeology, these shirts speak to teams who actually ship under scrum ceremonies. Made for people who know the difference between being agile and doing Agile.