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  • In The Backlog

    In The Backlog

    In The Backlog

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $39.95
  • Don’t Chase Waterfalls

    Don’t Chase Waterfalls

    Don’t Chase Waterfalls

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  • Definitely Not Agile

    Definitely Not Agile

    Definitely Not Agile

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  • Jira ≠ Agile

    Jira ≠ Agile

    Jira ≠ Agile

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  • Deadline Extender

    Deadline Extender

    Deadline Extender

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  • Lies We Tell Standups

    Lies We Tell Standups

    Lies We Tell Standups

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  • Scrum ≠ Agile

    Scrum ≠ Agile

    Scrum ≠ Agile

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  • Agile But Not Really

    Agile But Not Really

    Agile But Not Really

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  • Devops ≠ Agile

    Devops ≠ Agile

    Devops ≠ Agile

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  • I Am Scope Creep

    I Am Scope Creep

    I Am Scope Creep

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  • I Lift Team Velocity

    I Lift Team Velocity

    I Lift Team Velocity

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  • Agile By Intent

    Agile By Intent

    Agile By Intent

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Coder t-shirts made by developers

Battle-tested comfort for coders

T-shirts for coders and programmers who want shirts they'll actually wear. Quality fabrics that stay comfortable after washing. Graphics that don't fade or crack. Made for regular rotation.

Coder t-shirts with insider references and honest humor. No conference swag quality, no generic tech designs. Just soft, durable tees for people who write code.

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Versatile unisex fit
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Soft, all-day comfort
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T-shirt that gets the job done

When you buy a graphic tee, you expect two things: comfort and quality that lasts.

That's why we use a premium, battle-tested blank that holds up to everyday wear. Soft ringspun cotton that stays comfortable after washing, a modern unisex fit that works for most body types, and pre-shrunk fabric that keeps its shape. Prints that stay sharp, and a tear-away label so there's no itchy tags.

This is a t-shirt you can wear to work, in meetings, on casual days, or on weekends without thinking about it. Comfortable, durable, and made to be part of your regular rotation, not just another design that only looks good online.

Tech merch that doesn't cut corners.

Agile

Sprint reality without the manifesto

T-shirts about standups that stretch forever, retrospectives that solve nothing, and velocity metrics that mean even less. For scrum masters and developers who've learned that installing Jira doesn't make you agile. Designs about the gap between agile methodology ideals and Monday morning sprint planning reality. From story point debates to backlog grooming that feels like archaeology, these shirts speak to teams who actually ship under scrum ceremonies. Made for people who know the difference between being agile and doing Agile.

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