Love it - but it was so long! Thankfully being a dab hand with a sewing machine I’ve managed to take it up to a reasonable length for the female form!
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Standups Lies We Tell Each Other
Standup: lies we tell each other is the daily meeting described by its contents. The daily standup, the Daily Scrum in Scrum's own vocabulary, is fifteen minutes on your feet, and for years it ran on three questions: what did I do yesterday, what will I do today, and is anything blocking me. The 2020 Scrum Guide dropped the questions, but most teams still answer them, usually with almost done, making good progress and no blockers.
Every developer knows the translations: making good progress means stuck on one line since Tuesday, and almost done means not started. Nobody in the circle is fooled and nobody says so, because the meeting runs on mutual courtesy rather than accuracy. The t-shirt is for programmers, Scrum Masters and project managers who have given that update and nodded through someone else's.
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Standups Lies We Tell Each Other - t-shirt
Manufacturer: TECHMERCH
Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark
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Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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What started as a private label became something more - apparel for people who build the modern world. We're a small team still going to work every day, writing code and shipping features.
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