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I Used To Be Allowed

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ColorDark Chocolate
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Size Length Chest S 28"71 cm 34 – 37"86 – 94 cm M 29"74 cm 38 – 41"97 – 104 cm L 30"76 cm 42 – 45"107 – 114 cm XL 31"79 cm 46 – 49"117 – 124 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 50 – 53"127 – 135 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 54 – 57"137 – 145 cm

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  • Length — from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
  • Chest — around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape under your armpits.

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Guys: your usual size for a regular fit, one size up for relaxed. Girls: one size down for a regular fit, your usual size for relaxed.

Size Length Width S 28"71 cm 18"46 cm M 29"74 cm 20"51 cm L 30"76 cm 22"56 cm XL 31"79 cm 24"61 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 26"66 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 28"71 cm

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Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit — our tees are true to size and pre-shrunk.

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I Used To Be Allowed To Do Things

I used to be allowed to do things is the complaint of an engineer who once fixed servers directly and now files a ticket to watch someone else do it. The principle behind it is older than most of the people enforcing it: least privilege, set out by Jerome Saltzer and Michael Schroeder in 1975, says every user and program should have only the access the job needs. Add separation of duties after an audit and a change advisory board after an outage, and production becomes something you request rather than touch.

Between the first job and the current one, deploy access quietly disappeared. Each guardrail arrived for a defensible reason, and together they removed the ability to simply act. A t-shirt for anyone whose admin rights are now a story they tell at lunch.

More access requests still waiting on an approver in the DevOps & Cloud collection.

Product: Premium Unisex T-Shirt

I Used To Be Allowed To Do Things - t-shirt

Manufacturer: TECHMERCH

Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark

Email: support@techmerch.io

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

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From the facility nearest you — US, EU, UK, CA, AU or JP.

When will I get my order?

Orders are usually fulfilled in 1–5 days, then shipped. Estimated shipping time by region:

  • USA: 3–4 business days
  • Europe: 4–7 business days
  • Australia: 4–14 business days
  • Japan: 4–8 business days
  • International: 10–20 business days

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Condition

Items should be unworn and unwashed. Try-ons are fine — just keep the tags on.

When do I get my refund?

Refunds go back to your original payment method within 5–7 business days of us receiving the return.

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.6 / 5 from 418 reviews.

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