Love it - but it was so long! Thankfully being a dab hand with a sewing machine I’ve managed to take it up to a reasonable length for the female form!
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Too many dependencies is the verdict of anyone who has opened node_modules, the folder where npm installs every package a JavaScript project needs and every package those packages need. The count starts small and defensible, then a date formatter arrives with nine transitive packages and npm reports a four-digit number of packages added. The old joke says node_modules is the heaviest object in the universe, and there is a published package called is-even that depends on another called is-odd.
For developers who audit every install and watch the dependency tree grow anyway. There is a joke here about weight and a serious point underneath it about attack surface, audit noise and the number of maintainers you now implicitly trust. It suits developers who prefer their jokes dry and their bundle smaller.
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