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Too Many Dependencies
An overloaded multi-tool, none of whose attachments anyone deliberately chose, is a fair drawing of the average modern project. Too Many Dependencies sits above it, alongside a node modules reference that requires no explanation to anybody who has watched a folder outgrow the application it supports. The count starts small and defensible. Then a date formatter arrives with nine transitive packages, a linter plugin drags in half a runtime, and the install log scrolls for a while. There is a joke here about weight and a serious point underneath it about attack surface, audit noise and the number of maintainers you now implicitly trust. The t-shirt fits developers who prefer their humor dry and their bundle smaller.
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Product: Premium Unisex T-Shirt
Too Many Dependencies - t-shirt
Manufacturer: TECHMERCH
Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark
Email: support@techmerch.io
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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What started as a private label became something more - apparel for people who build the modern world. We're a small team still going to work every day, writing code and shipping features.
Techmerch exists because we wanted tech merch we'd actually wear. T-shirts that speak your language. Quality you can feel, graphics you'd actually wear. For work, meetings, weekends - wherever you show your craft.
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