The authorized penetration test was scheduled, scoped, and signed off by the CISO, the legal team, and the platform owner. The social engineering component was explicitly included in the statement of work. The phishing email that looked indistinguishable from IT support was a deliverable, not a crime. The credentials obtained via that email were used to demonstrate access only to the agreed-upon systems. The report is forty-two pages. This shirt is for red team members who've had to explain the difference between hacking and authorized security testing to people who weren't on the email thread, for penetration testers whose methodology looks alarming out of context, and for security engineers who document everything specifically because context is the only thing between a successful engagement and a very difficult conversation. The scope was clear. The findings were worse.
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