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That's what I do, I drink coffee and fix bugs echoes one of the most quoted lines in Game of Thrones: Tyrion Lannister's that's what I do, I drink and I know things, from the show's sixth season in 2016. Tyrion's job description was wine and knowledge; the developer's version swaps in the two things a working day actually consists of. Knowing things is still implied, since nobody fixes the bug without knowing where to look.
For developers whose entire workflow can be summed up in those two activities, whether you're debugging legacy code or chasing null pointers. It is honest about what you do all day, without pretending most of it is new features. Your debugger and your coffee machine get equal screen time, and neither one shows up in the sprint review.
More job descriptions that fit in a single sentence in the Bugs & Features collection.
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Product: Premium Unisex T-Shirt
That's What I Do Drink Coffee and Fix Bugs - t-shirt
Manufacturer: TECHMERCH
Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark
Email: support@techmerch.io
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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What started as a private label became something more - apparel for people who build the modern world. We're a small team still going to work every day, writing code and shipping features.
Techmerch exists because we wanted tech merch we'd actually wear. T-shirts that speak your language. Quality you can feel, graphics you'd actually wear. For work, meetings, weekends - wherever you show your craft.
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