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Rage Against Hype Machine

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Size Length Chest S 28"71 cm 34 – 37"86 – 94 cm M 29"74 cm 38 – 41"97 – 104 cm L 30"76 cm 42 – 45"107 – 114 cm XL 31"79 cm 46 – 49"117 – 124 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 50 – 53"127 – 135 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 54 – 57"137 – 145 cm

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Size Length Width S 28"71 cm 18"46 cm M 29"74 cm 20"51 cm L 30"76 cm 22"56 cm XL 31"79 cm 24"61 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 26"66 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 28"71 cm

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Rage Against The Hype Machine

Every AI product launch this year has promised the same seismic shift, and eventually the volume becomes the joke itself. Rage Against Hype Machine prints that fatigue across a distressed typographic block, the kind of worn, screen-printed look that suggests the shirt has already survived a few keynote cycles. It's for engineers who have sat through demos built around a single cherry-picked output, who've watched a chatbot get credited with reasoning it never actually did, and who now treat every breathless headline with the same skepticism they apply to a vendor's uptime SLA. The design doesn't argue the technology is worthless, only that the marketing around it stopped being honest a while ago. Wearing this t-shirt is a small, dry rebellion against keynote spectacle, aimed at anyone who ships real software and is tired of being told this quarter's demo changes everything.

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Manufacturer: TECHMERCH

Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark

Email: support@techmerch.io

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Size Length Chest S 28"71 cm 34 – 37"86 – 94 cm M 29"74 cm 38 – 41"97 – 104 cm L 30"76 cm 42 – 45"107 – 114 cm XL 31"79 cm 46 – 49"117 – 124 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 50 – 53"127 – 135 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 54 – 57"137 – 145 cm

How to measure

  • Length — from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
  • Chest — around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape under your armpits.

Measure yourself

Use these guidelines to measure yourself and pick the size that matches your measurements for a comfortable fit.

Unisex fit

Guys: your usual size for a regular fit, one size up for relaxed. Girls: one size down for a regular fit, your usual size for relaxed.

Size Length Width S 28"71 cm 18"46 cm M 29"74 cm 20"51 cm L 30"76 cm 22"56 cm XL 31"79 cm 24"61 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 26"66 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 28"71 cm

Garment measurements

Measured flat across the garment. Compare with a t-shirt you already own for the easiest match.

Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit — our tees are true to size and pre-shrunk.

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When will I get my order?

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  • USA: 3–4 business days
  • Europe: 4–7 business days
  • Australia: 4–14 business days
  • Japan: 4–8 business days
  • International: 10–20 business days

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Items should be unworn and unwashed. Try-ons are fine — just keep the tags on.

When do I get my refund?

Refunds go back to your original payment method within 5–7 business days of us receiving the return.

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