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Works Everywhere...Maybe

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Size Length Chest S 28"71 cm 34 – 37"86 – 94 cm M 29"74 cm 38 – 41"97 – 104 cm L 30"76 cm 42 – 45"107 – 114 cm XL 31"79 cm 46 – 49"117 – 124 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 50 – 53"127 – 135 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 54 – 57"137 – 145 cm

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Size Length Width S 28"71 cm 18"46 cm M 29"74 cm 20"51 cm L 30"76 cm 22"56 cm XL 31"79 cm 24"61 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 26"66 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 28"71 cm

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My Code Works - Everywhere Definitely Maybe

My code works everywhere, definitely, maybe, probably, whatever is a confidence level downgraded in real time, one word per environment. Everywhere is the claim in the pull request, definitely is the reply to the reviewer, maybe is staging, probably is production, and whatever is the incident channel. It is the long version of works on my machine.

For programmers who test locally, deploy everywhere and hope for the best. Works when you're being honest about test coverage, or admitting that definitely maybe is the most accurate deployment prediction you can make.

More deploys with a confidence level to match in the Commits & Mayhem collection.

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Manufacturer: TECHMERCH

Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark

Email: support@techmerch.io

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

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  • USA: 3–4 business days
  • Europe: 4–7 business days
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  • International: 10–20 business days

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When do I get my refund?

Refunds go back to your original payment method within 5–7 business days of us receiving the return.

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.6 / 5 from 429 reviews.

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Fit is good, material is soft and feels like cotton. Got the S size!

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A nice t-shirt to wear at home. Could have been a little denser but overall fine.

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Liked it but the quality of the fabric is not super good

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Price, Shirt quality, and fit were fantastic!

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Good tshirt quality (not top though), but ideas of printings top notch. Everyone is smiling seeing me at work 😀

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Fits perfectly (M was perfect for me as a woman), print and fabric are of good quality. Happy with this shirt!

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Clear communication around delivery, fits perfectly (M was perfect for me as a woman), print and fabric are of good quality. Happy with this shirt!

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The print on the fabric is insane. Not just glued, it seems to stay forever

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What started as a private label became something more - apparel for people who build the modern world. We're a small team still going to work every day, writing code and shipping features.

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