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Linux Cloud Mom

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Size Length Chest S 28"71 cm 34 – 37"86 – 94 cm M 29"74 cm 38 – 41"97 – 104 cm L 30"76 cm 42 – 45"107 – 114 cm XL 31"79 cm 46 – 49"117 – 124 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 50 – 53"127 – 135 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 54 – 57"137 – 145 cm

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Size Length Width S 28"71 cm 18"46 cm M 29"74 cm 20"51 cm L 30"76 cm 22"56 cm XL 31"79 cm 24"61 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 26"66 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 28"71 cm

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Mom What Are Clouds Made Of Linux Servers Mostly

Mom What Are Clouds Made Of Linux Servers Mostly developer t-shirt. The same cloud computing reality joke as the Dad version, but with Mom answering. About explaining that "the cloud" is just Linux servers running in data centers somewhere. For DevOps engineers, sysadmins, and infrastructure programmers who know that cloud buzzwords obscure the reality of racked hardware. The cartoon design shows a parent-child conversation revealing what actually powers modern infrastructure. Works when you're tired of cloud marketing speak, or just want to wear the honest technical answer. Tech apparel for developers who SSH into cloud instances and know exactly what's behind the abstraction.

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Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

Size Length Chest S 28"71 cm 34 – 37"86 – 94 cm M 29"74 cm 38 – 41"97 – 104 cm L 30"76 cm 42 – 45"107 – 114 cm XL 31"79 cm 46 – 49"117 – 124 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 50 – 53"127 – 135 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 54 – 57"137 – 145 cm

How to measure

  • Length — from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
  • Chest — around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape under your armpits.

Measure yourself

Use these guidelines to measure yourself and pick the size that matches your measurements for a comfortable fit.

Unisex fit

Guys: your usual size for a regular fit, one size up for relaxed. Girls: one size down for a regular fit, your usual size for relaxed.

Size Length Width S 28"71 cm 18"46 cm M 29"74 cm 20"51 cm L 30"76 cm 22"56 cm XL 31"79 cm 24"61 cm 2XL 32"81 cm 26"66 cm 3XL 33"84 cm 28"71 cm

Garment measurements

Measured flat across the garment. Compare with a t-shirt you already own for the easiest match.

Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit — our tees are true to size and pre-shrunk.

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