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Lead procrastination engineer is a fake job title built like the real ones, where lead means the person the others follow. What this lead leads is productive procrastination, which the philosopher John Perry named structured procrastination: avoid the important task by doing useful but less important ones. Cleaning up imports, renaming variables and refactoring unrelated code all count, and all of them look like work in the commit log.
For programmers who procrastinate by doing useful but not urgent work when they should be tackling the main problem, and who refactor everything around a problem before solving it. Being lead means the habit spreads: once one engineer starts tidying the build scripts, the whole team discovers urgent cleanup. Productive procrastination is still procrastination, even when it passes code review.
More ranks that never appear on an org chart in the Code & Lifestyle collection.
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Lead Procrastination Engineer - t-shirt
Manufacturer: TECHMERCH
Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark
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EU Warranty: 2 years
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