Lead Procrastination Engineer developer t-shirt. A fake job title for developers who've mastered doing everything except the actual task - cleaning up imports, renaming variables, refactoring unrelated code instead of working on the assigned feature. For programmers who procrastinate productively by doing useful but not urgent work when they should be tackling the main problem. Simple text design playing on corporate job titles. Works when you're being honest about your avoidance strategies, or acknowledging that sometimes you refactor everything around the problem before solving it. Tech apparel for developers who know that productive procrastination is still procrastination, even if it looks like work.
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Product: Premium Unisex T-Shirt
Lead Procrastination Engineer - t-shirt
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Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark
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EU Warranty: 2 years
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