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Dependency hell is real, and it starts with just one more external library: an innocent install whose own dependencies want versions that contradict the ones already in the project. The term is older than npm; in the late 1990s Windows users had DLL hell, installers overwriting shared libraries other programs relied on, and Linux users chased RPM packages that each required another. Semantic versioning, Tom Preston-Werner's specification, opens by naming dependency hell as the problem it sets out to solve.
Every dependency starts as a reasonable decision. Transitive packages, version pins that contradict each other, a build that worked yesterday, a lockfile nobody volunteers to touch: none of it appears on a roadmap and all of it eats the week. Developers who maintain a package manifest in production tend to have one specific incident in mind by the second sentence.
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