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I speak 10 languages: binary and sarcasm. Counted in base 2, 10 comes to two, so the list that follows the claim is complete, and the boast shrinks from polyglot to bilingual the moment you do the conversion. Binary is the language the machine speaks; sarcasm is the one the people who program it speak to each other.
For programmers who communicate in code and dry wit, and who consider a passive-aggressive code comment a valid form of documentation. The joke works in two passes, one for the number and one for the tone. Anyone who reads it in decimal and asks about the other eight languages has supplied the sarcasm themselves.
More sarcasm with a binary accent in the Syntax & Sarcasm collection.
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Product: Premium Unisex T-Shirt
I Speak 10 Languages Binary And Sarcasm - t-shirt
Manufacturer: TECHMERCH
Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark
Email: support@techmerch.io
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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About Techmerch
What started as a private label became something more - apparel for people who build the modern world. We're a small team still going to work every day, writing code and shipping features.
Techmerch exists because we wanted tech merch we'd actually wear. T-shirts that speak your language. Quality you can feel, graphics you'd actually wear. For work, meetings, weekends - wherever you show your craft.
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