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I’m Silently Judging Your Code

I’m Silently Judging Your Code

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I’m Silently Judging Your Code

Perfect for code reviewers, sarcastic seniors, and anyone who's seen one nested if too many. This tee captures the quiet pain of reading legacy logic and politely pretending it’s fine. Bonus points if you wear it to the next pull request review.

Premium Unisex T-Shirt

Built for everyday wear and built to last, this premium unisex t-shirt is made from pre-shrunk, combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel with just the right structure. The side-seamed fit and shoulder-to-shoulder taping provide clean lines and long-term durability, while the tear-away label keeps keeps it comfortable.

Whether you're layering for work, lounging after hours, or living in it full-time, this shirt delivers lasting comfort and just the right structure, built to carry code-inspired prints in style.

Versatile unisex fit
Pre-shrunk cotton
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Tear-away label

Your new go-to t-shirt is the perfect balance of comfort and durability. Wear it, Wash it, Repeat.

Product: Premium Unisex T-Shirt

Manufacturer: TECHMERCH
Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark
Email: support@techmerch.io

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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    No scratchy prints or flimsy fabrics. Our t-shirts are crafted with quality cotton that feels good and lasts through every sprint and stand-up.

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