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F1r57 50lv3 7h3 pr0bl3m, 7h3n wr173 7h3 c0d3 is leetspeak for first, solve the problem; then, write the code, with 1 standing in for i, 5 for s, 7 for t, 3 for e and 0 for o. The line is often attributed to John Johnson, and it gets repeated in code reviews and onboarding talks because it is the advice most often skipped. Thinking is cheaper than rewriting.
For programmers who understand that most bad code starts with skipping straight to typing, and who know the hard part was never the syntax. The leetspeak is the point: if you can read it without slowing down, you're the audience. Everyone else sees a row of numbers and a wearer who looks quietly pleased.
More advice that only reads cleanly to programmers in the Syntax & Sarcasm collection.
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Product: Premium Unisex T-Shirt
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Manufacturer: TECHMERCH
Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark
Email: support@techmerch.io
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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