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Agile Sucks

Agile Sucks

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Premium Unisex T-Shirt
Battle-tested comfort for uptime and off-days.
  • Versatile unisex fit
  • Double-stitched hems for durability
  • Prints stay sharp, wash after wash
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention
  • Soft, all-day comfort
  • Free & easy returns

Two words. No footnotes needed. For developers who've sat through enough sprint planning sessions, story point debates, and standups that ran 45 minutes over to know exactly what this shirt means. No explanation required, if you've survived the gap between the agile manifesto and Monday morning reality, you get it immediately.

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Collection: T-shirts

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Product: Premium Unisex T-Shirt

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Manufacturer: TECHMERCH

Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark

Email: support@techmerch.io

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

T-Shirt Size Guide

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Body Size (inches)(centimeters)
Size Length Chest
S 2871 34 - 3786.4 - 94
M 2973.7 38 - 4196.5 - 104
L 3076.2 42 - 45106.7 - 114.3
XL 3178.7 46 - 49116.8 - 124.5
2XL 3281.3 50 - 53127 - 134.6
3XL 3383.8 54 - 57137.2 - 144.8

Measure yourself

Use these guidelines to measure yourself and select the size that matches your measurements for a comfortable fit.

Unisex

Guys: choose your usual size for a regular fit, or go one size up for a relaxed fit. Girls: choose one size down for a regular fit, or your usual size for a relaxed fit.

Measure yourself

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the highest point of shoulder. Pull the tape measure to the waistband area.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.

Garment Size (inches)(centimeters)
Size Length Width
S 2871 1845.7
M 2973.7 2050.8
L 3076.2 2256
XL 3178.7 2461
2XL 3281.3 2666
3XL 3383.8 2871

Product measurements

These are the dimensions of the garment. Measure one of your own similar products at home and compare with the measurements in this guide to find the best fit.

Product measurements

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Shipping & Returns

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Shipping Information

Where will my order ship from?

Ships from the nearest facility (US/EU/UK/CA/AU/JP) to you.

When will I get my order?

Usually, it takes 1-5 days to fulfill an order, after which it's shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:

  • USA: 3-4 business days
  • Europe: 4-7 business days
  • Australia: 4-14 business days
  • Japan: 4-8 business days
  • International:10-20 business days

How do I track my order?

You'll receive a tracking link via email once your order ships. If you have any questions about your shipment, contact support@techmerch.io.

Returns Information

We accept returns within 30 days of receiving your order. If you wish to return an item, please contact support@techmerch.io before sending it back.

Damaged or Incorrect Products

If your order arrived damaged or incorrect, please email support@techmerch.io within 7 days with:

  • Photos of the damaged or incorrect product
  • Your order number
  • Any relevant details about the issue

We'll send a replacement or issue a refund as fast as possible.

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What Our Customers Say

Don't just take our word for it

10,000+ orders delivered

I’ve worn this tee to the office, meetups and at home, it just works everywhere!

James

Great print quality and the fabric feels way better than the usual cheap promo shirts.

Mike

Arrived faster than expected and fits exactly as the size guide promised.

Christopher

Customer support was super helpful when I had a sizing question. Felt like a real brand, not a random dropshipper.

Abigail

Agile Sucks agile full - search agile sucks new - Developer T-shirt - techmerch.io
Tag-free comfort
Versatile unisex fit
Great durability
Pre-shrunk
Soft, all-day comfort
Ethical and sustainable

T-SHIRT THAT GETS THE JOB DONE

When you buy a graphic t-shirt, you expect two things: comfort and quality that lasts.

That's why we use a premium, battle-tested blank built for everyday wear. Soft ring-spun cotton that stays comfortable wash after wash, a modern unisex fit that works for most body types, and a lightweight 4.5 oz fabric that drapes well without feeling flimsy. Reinforced double-stitched hems keep the shape, prints stay sharp, and a clean neckline means no scratchy tags.

This is a t-shirt you can wear to work, in meetings, on casual days, or on weekends without thinking about it. Comfortable, durable, and made to be part of your regular rotation — not just another design that only looks good online.

Tech merch that doesn't cut corners.

Honestly just nice, reliable quality. Exactly what I hoped for, nothing to complain about.

My colleagues keep asking where I got this shirt. That’s usually a good sign.

Comfortable fit, clean print, no weird chemical smell out of the bag. I’ll be ordering again.

ABOUT TECHMERCH

MADE BY PEOPLE WHO GET IT

What started as a private label became something more - apparel for people who build the modern world. We're a small team still going to work every day, writing code and shipping features.

Techmerch exists because we wanted tech merch we'd actually wear. Designs that speak your language. Quality you can feel, graphics you'd actually wear. For work, meetings, weekends - wherever you show your craft.

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