Attention Span Leaks

My Attention Span Has Memory Leaks T-Shirt

You open a tab to fix a bug, then three stack traces, two memes, and a snack later you forget why you opened it. This funny developer t-shirt is for programmers whose brains, like old Node apps, slowly leak context over time. You're brilliant in bursts, but those bursts are surrounded by buffer overflows of distraction. Perfect for developers whose mental RAM runs low from task switching, Slack pings, and the gravitational pull of Hacker News. It's not burnout, it's a memory leak. A relatable coding shirt for coders whose focus function returns null at random intervals and debugging starts with "why was I doing this again?"

Built for everyday wear and built to last, this premium unisex t-shirt is made from pre-shrunk, combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel with just the right structure. The side-seamed fit and shoulder-to-shoulder taping provide clean lines and long-term durability, while the tear-away label keeps keeps it comfortable.

Whether you're layering for work, lounging after hours, or living in it full-time, this shirt delivers lasting comfort and just the right structure, built to carry code-inspired prints in style.

Your new go-to t-shirt is the perfect balance of comfort and durability. Wear it, Wash it, Repeat.