Name: Definitely Not Agile
Brand: Techmerch
Price: 29.99 USD
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Definitely Not Agile

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Premium Unisex T-Shirt

Battle-tested comfort for uptime and off-days.

Versatile unisex fit
Ring-spun cotton comfort
Side-seamed shape retention
Prints stay sharp, wash after wash
Tear-away label, no itch
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Definitely Not Agile developer t-shirt. A simple statement for developers and teams who've stopped pretending their six-month release cycles qualify as agile. For programmers stuck in organizations that talk agile but operate like waterfall, where sprint planning is just renaming phases. Works when you're tired of methodology theater or prefer honest waterfall to dishonest agile. Minimalist design that says exactly what it says. Straight-talk tech apparel for developers who acknowledge the reality of their development process without the buzzwords.

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Product: Premium Unisex T-Shirt

Definitely Not Agile - t-shirt

Manufacturer: TECHMERCH

Address: Kollegievej 2B, 7. 5, 9000 Aalborg, Denmark

Email: support@techmerch.io

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

T-Shirt Size Guide

Body Size (inches)(centimeters)
Size	Length	Chest
S	2871	34 - 3786.4 - 94
M	2973.7	38 - 4196.5 - 104
L	3076.2	42 - 45106.7 - 114.3
XL	3178.7	46 - 49116.8 - 124.5
2XL	3281.3	50 - 53127 - 134.6
3XL	3383.8	54 - 57137.2 - 144.8

Measure yourself

Use these guidelines to measure yourself and select the size that matches your measurements for a comfortable fit.

Unisex

Guys: choose your usual size for a regular fit, or go one size up for a relaxed fit. Girls: choose one size down for a regular fit, or your usual size for a relaxed fit.

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the highest point of shoulder. Pull the tape measure to the waistband area.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.

Garment Size (inches)(centimeters)
Size	Length	Width
S	2871	1845.7
M	2973.7	2050.8
L	3076.2	2256
XL	3178.7	2461
2XL	3281.3	2666
3XL	3383.8	2871

Product measurements

These are the dimensions of the garment. Measure one of your own similar products at home and compare with the measurements in this guide to find the best fit.

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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Tag-free comfort

Versatile unisex fit

Great durability

Pre-shrunk

Soft, all-day comfort

Ethical and sustainable

T-SHIRT THAT GETS THE JOB DONE

When you buy a graphic tee, you expect two things: comfort and quality that lasts.

That's why we use a premium, battle-tested blank that holds up to everyday wear. Soft ringspun cotton that stays comfortable after washing, a modern unisex fit that works for most body types, and pre-shrunk fabric that keeps its shape. Prints that stay sharp, and a tear-away label so there's no itchy tags.

This is a t-shirt you can wear to work, in meetings, on casual days, or on weekends without thinking about it. Comfortable, durable, and made to be part of your regular rotation, not just another design that only looks good online.

Tech merch that doesn't cut corners.

Honestly just nice, reliable quality. Exactly what I hoped for, nothing to complain about.

My colleagues keep asking where I got this shirt. That’s usually a good sign.

Comfortable fit, clean print, no weird chemical smell out of the bag. I’ll be ordering again.

ABOUT TECHMERCH

MADE BY PEOPLE WHO GET IT

What started as a private label became something more - apparel for people who build the modern world. We're a small team still going to work every day, writing code and shipping features.

Techmerch exists because we wanted tech merch we'd actually wear. Designs that speak your language. Quality you can feel, graphics you'd actually wear. For work, meetings, weekends - wherever you show your craft.

BUILT TO LAST

Quality in every stitch

BUILD BY DEVS

By people who get it

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