Techmerch

Programmer t-shirts with tech jokes, designed for and by developers.

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Muscles From Coding

Muscles From Coding

Muscles From Coding

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Clouds Made Of Linux

Clouds Made Of Linux

Clouds Made Of Linux

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Binary & Sarcasm

Binary & Sarcasm

Binary & Sarcasm

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Binary 10nd Lang

Binary 10nd Lang

Binary 10nd Lang

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Git Happens

Git Happens

Git Happens

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Binary 01 10 11

Binary 01 10 11

Binary 01 10 11

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The Codefather

The Codefather

The Codefather

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Legacy Code Dinosaur

Legacy Code Dinosaur

Legacy Code Dinosaur

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Attention Span Leaks

Attention Span Leaks

Attention Span Leaks

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In The Backlog

In The Backlog

In The Backlog

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Code Blooded

Code Blooded

Code Blooded

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Docker Control Issues

Docker Control Issues

Docker Control Issues

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5 out of 5 stars
I’ve worn this tee to the office, meetups and at home, it just works everywhere!

James

5 out of 5 stars
Great print quality and the fabric feels way better than the usual cheap promo shirts.

Mike

5 out of 5 stars
Arrived faster than expected and fits exactly as the size guide promised.

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Customer support was super helpful when I had a sizing question. Felt like a real brand, not a random dropshipper.

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ABOUT TECHMERCH

T-SHIRTS FOR AND BY DEVELOPERS

Techmerch we'd actually wear. Programmer t-shirts with jokes and references that work if you get them immediately. No explanation needed, no loud logos, no cheap conference tech merch.

Soft, durable fabrics engineered for everyday wear and regular rotation. Clean graphics that stay sharp after washing. Designs that speak to programmers, DevOps engineers, QA testers, security professionals, and anyone who's survived standups, merge conflicts, and production incidents.

Made for daily use. Holds up to real wear. No bullshit, no hype – just trustworthy tees for people who write code for a living.

EVERYDAY QUALITY

Soft, durable tees for daily use.

DEV-FIRST DESIGN

Made for people in tech.

TRUSTED BRAND

Independent, honest.

DETAIL OBSESSED

We check every detail twice.