{"product_id":"witch-branch","title":"Witch Branch?","description":"\u003cp\u003eWitch Branch? is the question every developer asks several times a day, pronounced exactly the way Git intended. The design keeps the pun literal: a witch on a crooked tree branch with her broom, under a full moon, surrounded by bats and falling October leaves, patiently embodying a source-control joke. The gag needs no explanation for anyone who has typed git branch to figure out where they are, merged into the wrong place anyway, or maintained a repository where branch names outnumber contributors. Halloween supplies the witch; version control supplies the confusion. The t-shirt works like a good commit message: short, accurate and slightly haunted by everything that came before it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Techmerch","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56805036032340,"sku":"8005811_474","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56805036065108,"sku":"8005811_505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56805036097876,"sku":"8005811_536","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56805036130644,"sku":"8005811_567","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56805036163412,"sku":"8005811_598","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56805036196180,"sku":"8005811_629","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":56805036425556,"sku":"8005811_482","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":56805036458324,"sku":"8005811_513","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":56805036491092,"sku":"8005811_544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":56805036523860,"sku":"8005811_575","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":56805036556628,"sku":"8005811_606","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":56805036589396,"sku":"8005811_637","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":56805036818772,"sku":"8005811_484","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":56805036851540,"sku":"8005811_515","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":56805036884308,"sku":"8005811_546","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":56805036917076,"sku":"8005811_577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56805036949844,"sku":"8005811_608","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56805036982612,"sku":"8005811_639","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56805036228948,"sku":"8005811_496","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56805036261716,"sku":"8005811_527","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56805036294484,"sku":"8005811_558","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56805036327252,"sku":"8005811_589","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56805036360020,"sku":"8005811_620","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56805036392788,"sku":"8005811_651","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":56805036622164,"sku":"8005811_46377","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":56805036654932,"sku":"8005811_46379","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":56805036687700,"sku":"8005811_46381","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":56805036720468,"sku":"8005811_46383","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":56805036753236,"sku":"8005811_46385","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":56805036786004,"sku":"8005811_46387","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56805037015380,"sku":"8005811_495","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56805037048148,"sku":"8005811_526","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56805037080916,"sku":"8005811_557","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56805037113684,"sku":"8005811_588","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56805037146452,"sku":"8005811_619","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56805037179220,"sku":"8005811_650","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56805037211988,"sku":"8005811_479","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56805037244756,"sku":"8005811_510","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56805037277524,"sku":"8005811_541","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56805037310292,"sku":"8005811_572","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56805037343060,"sku":"8005811_603","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56805037375828,"sku":"8005811_634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":56805037408596,"sku":"8005811_473","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":56805037441364,"sku":"8005811_504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":56805037474132,"sku":"8005811_535","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":56805037506900,"sku":"8005811_566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":56805037539668,"sku":"8005811_597","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":56805037572436,"sku":"8005811_628","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/4037\/2564\/files\/witch-branch-t-shirt-8005811-474-1813025.jpg?v=1786872579","url":"https:\/\/techmerch.io\/products\/witch-branch","provider":"Techmerch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}